Friday, April 15, 2011

OBSERVATIONS FROM A BLOWN FUSE 4.15.2K11

Man Engulfed In Flames At San Francisco Porn Shop
"Arson investigators said it was not exactly clear how the man caught fire. Police indicated he had apparently been watching videos in a private booth when the fire ignited".

This is a horrible accident, and something not to be made light of, but.........Doesn't this bring a whole new meaning to the biblical term "The Burning Bush"?


World's First 3D Porn Film Opens In Hong Kong.
"I'm not normally much of a movie-goer, but this one is just too good to miss," 32-year-old Justin Lai told AFP as she waited at a cinema in Causeway Bay, one of the city's busiest entertainment districts.
"I'd like to see what 3D porn is like on the big screen." 

Wow, I think I just may run out of fuses on this one.  First off look at Justin's last name,  she was born for porn!  Justin(I thought that was a dudes name in the US) would like to see what 3D porn is like on the big screen, as opposed to that little monitor screen in a dark room:  First off, objects in the glasses ARE MUCH LARGER, than they appear in reality.  Also, reach out and grab a piece of the picture comes to mind.  Finally, last but not least...This is in your face movie-going at its finest.

Sheen warned not to smoke on Toronto Stage
"Ontario Health Promotion Minister Margarett Best said Thursday public health inspectors will be watching to make sure Sheen doesn't smoke on stage at Massey Hall".

Sure-Sure, ol Sheenie can cuss like a drunkin' sailor, or a Adonis on Tigers Blood.  Speak of sexual escapades over his lustering life.  Bring his near naked, hothothot Godesses on stage for some grab-ass, and gab.  Probably get away with urinating on stage, in the name of art!  But, by-God don't light up a smoke!  I gotta say, you Canucks  are some really funny folks-aye'.

Because It Gives You 3 Extra Days To Prepare...

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