Liger Cubs [a cross between a male Lion and a female Tiger] are being nursed by a Dog after the Cub's Mother runs off to greener pastures, in a China Zoo.
Search Animal Planet for actual video of Lion pouncing...snapping Tiger.
Being 'Bled Dry' In A Casino Takes On A New Meaning...
Ever lost your shirt in a Casino? Reached into your pockets and made The Elephant, only to find out your pockets were bare? The shoe is on the other foot in Auckland, New Zealand's largest city. Casino workers there are being made to wear flea-collars to work too keep the blood-suckers away. Karma at work? Every gambler has wanted too take a bite out of a Casino, but leave it too the fleas to have their way!
I AM SHRINKING---------------->\______________...
This is one of those WTF! moments...I was at a County Tax /DMV Office yesterday morning with my daughter. This is a super secret DMV office and it is AWESOME, no lines, friendly government workers, a treat, but I digress. My Daughter [AKA Miss Speed Racer] was there to 'clear' a couple of traffic violations she incurred on a trip to Tennessee. A valiant Florida State Trooper nailed her for speeding [see AKA]. Anywhoo, while we were leaving I spotted a height measurement bar affixed to a wall. "Humm" I wondered, "How tall am I now"? This leads me too the WTF! You see I was measured in High School for sports at 5-8and a tad, TALL for a short kid. I stood in my Old Navy flip-flops with an erect posture that would make a Marine proud. My daughter held her finger at my tallest point, I stepped away, looked, and exclaimed "WTF I'm 5- REALLY, you have got too be shittin' me"! I googled 'human height' and it reaffirmed what I already knew, you start to shrink at middle age. Well I still FEEL 6-2 and that's alright by me!
Pray For All Affected By The Devastating Killer Tornado's
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