clue·less adj \'klu-las\
Synonyms: ignorant, incognizant, innocent, insensible, nescient, oblivious, unacquainted, unaware, unconscious, uninformed, unknowing, unmindful, unwitting
Now you know I don't usually do this, but...dammit, I got to do it anyway [RANT]. It suddenly hit me as I was shopping in the Disneyland of the clueless, Wal-Mart...America is really ass-over-tea kettles full of 'The 'klu-las.
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Every single one of the above Synonyms ran through my Blown Fuse Brain as I made my way isle by isle shopping for fix-ins to make home-made Chicken Noodle Soup.
The Odyssey of the damned really began entering Wallyworld's parking lot. This is where you will find, 10 time, out of 10 times a automobile not being mobile. This car-full of the oblivious will block a parking lane, for they don't give a f%$k how long in order to secure a space 20 feet closer to the entrance of Disneyland of the clueless. JudasPriest! I could park in the next whole friggin shopping center over and walk to the ENTER-ance before these unconscious clods turn off their ignition!
Now that was just the 'A' ride. When ENTER-ing DOTC is where the rides get a bit more unmindful. It's negotiating the 4 wobbly wheeled-metal-walk behind-cart up and down the isles that really PISSES ME OFF! First off you get the same dummasses that blocked the parking isle TIMES 74! These nescient nabobs are so unacquainted with their surroundings [even though they have been in the same store a million times] that they will stare at some far off figment of their imagination for fu*#ing ever! until they grab and drop a item in their cart.
Just about now we are entering 'E' rideland. Tell me...just when...in God's green earth did the 16th universal law of nature change? #16 is the one where when you are headed towards a human being and for chrissakes even a animal and just before impact BOTH parties veer to the RIGHT so as to avoid colliding. What we have in DOTC is YOU veer to your RIGHT and the unmindful veer to their LEFT! So now you have a damn zig-zag song and dance until you can get around the unwitting!
Now thoroughly PEE-O'd it's off to check-out I go... After 'E' rideland DOTC likes to decompress you gently with a 'C' ride. Remember I was just shopping for fix-ins for the new-die soup...under 20 items for the SPEE-DEE check out fersure? Then why is it Don E runs into Mr. and Mrs. Unaware? These ignorant math flunkies can't count! Mr. and Mrs. would suck at Blackjack..."we're good, we stay" they say...then dealer says, "Ummmmm you insensible dither'ers have 28 SHOWING"!
Now you know I don't usually do this, but...dammit, I got to do it anyway [RANT]. It suddenly hit me as I was shopping in the Disneyland of the clueless, Wal-Mart...America is really ass-over-tea kettles full of 'The 'klu-las.
Image via WikipediaEvery single one of the above Synonyms ran through my Blown Fuse Brain as I made my way isle by isle shopping for fix-ins to make home-made Chicken Noodle Soup.
The Odyssey of the damned really began entering Wallyworld's parking lot. This is where you will find, 10 time, out of 10 times a automobile not being mobile. This car-full of the oblivious will block a parking lane, for they don't give a f%$k how long in order to secure a space 20 feet closer to the entrance of Disneyland of the clueless. JudasPriest! I could park in the next whole friggin shopping center over and walk to the ENTER-ance before these unconscious clods turn off their ignition!
Now that was just the 'A' ride. When ENTER-ing DOTC is where the rides get a bit more unmindful. It's negotiating the 4 wobbly wheeled-metal-walk behind-cart up and down the isles that really PISSES ME OFF! First off you get the same dummasses that blocked the parking isle TIMES 74! These nescient nabobs are so unacquainted with their surroundings [even though they have been in the same store a million times] that they will stare at some far off figment of their imagination for fu*#ing ever! until they grab and drop a item in their cart.
Just about now we are entering 'E' rideland. Tell me...just when...in God's green earth did the 16th universal law of nature change? #16 is the one where when you are headed towards a human being and for chrissakes even a animal and just before impact BOTH parties veer to the RIGHT so as to avoid colliding. What we have in DOTC is YOU veer to your RIGHT and the unmindful veer to their LEFT! So now you have a damn zig-zag song and dance until you can get around the unwitting!
Now thoroughly PEE-O'd it's off to check-out I go... After 'E' rideland DOTC likes to decompress you gently with a 'C' ride. Remember I was just shopping for fix-ins for the new-die soup...under 20 items for the SPEE-DEE check out fersure? Then why is it Don E runs into Mr. and Mrs. Unaware? These ignorant math flunkies can't count! Mr. and Mrs. would suck at Blackjack..."we're good, we stay" they say...then dealer says, "Ummmmm you insensible dither'ers have 28 SHOWING"!
As I wipe the sweat off my brow, it's back out to the parking lot and you know what that means...
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