This stuff is floating in no particular order, but it's been up there for 24 hours or so....
Weiners Weiner. Congressman Anthony Weiner has decided to put the weiner away and go back to work! If your not up on the travails of Rep. Dorks Dork, it may have been a Hack or a Prank...possibly a Hacked-Prank. Whatever, a Tweeted twit of a pic went to some chic. Rep. Dork doesn't even know if it's his weiner or not! Come on guys, you may not be in the habit of pic-ing your package, but I'm sure as shit we could pull ours out of a line-up! Right? Personally if I was the Weiner with a weiner floating around Twitterville, the whole thing could have been put away with a simple..."No, that's not my weiner...my weiner is much smaller"...
Image via WikipediaOur wonderful Federal Government under the auspices of Michelle and her husband Barack Obama have thrown out the glorious Food Pyramid with yesterday's food scraps! It's being replaced by....drum roll please...A Plate! Yes, a 2 Million [borrowed] tax payer dollar Food Plate, brilliantly named 'My Plate'. I don't know about you but I would have done it for half the price, with a few colored Sharpie's and a paper-plate. Photoshop that bitch and we're off to the races!
I Will End This Mindpuke With Zevon, Cause It Sums It All Up.
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