Grabbing my attention Hump Day Eve are some real doozies, direct from The Drudge Report Headlines. As par usual I will attempt to look at these from a Blown Fuse point of view...
Bangladesi Women Takes Attackers Penis To Police
It seems a 40 year old [the key word here is] 'Attempted Rapist' who has been stalking this women for 6 months and couldn't take NO for a answer tried to get his way....and didn't....see the knife. This brave soul of womanhood cut the perv's tallywhacker off then carried said tallywhacker to the nearest police station.
She of course pressed charges of 'Attempted Rape'. The severed tallywhacker was kept at the Police Station for evidence and the would be rapist was taken to the hospital for treatment. Now this is the part that really gets me scratching my noggin...the tallywhackerless would be rapist is at the Hospital...the severed tallywhacker is at the Police Station, and....
"We shall arrest him once his condition gets better," Officer Khaer added.
I don't know about you, but that may be quite sometime? I would just go ahead and put him out of his misery and take his tallywhackerless ass to the front of the nearest rape crises center. Then turn him loose!
ACLU Wants Porn To Be Allowed For Prisoners
The American Commie Lovers Union actually wants inmates to be able to read and view pornography! This after reports surfaced that the only thing available for the prisoners to read was the Bible...But prison officials said that isn't true and inmates have a wide variety of reading material at their disposal.
"If they don't like the wording in some of our policies, we'll be happy
to try and create better wording for them. But, there are certain issues that we're just not going to be able to BEND ON," said Sandra J. Senn, an attorney for the Hill-Finklea Detention Center in Berkeley County.
Heh-heh-heh, you just can't make this shit up! But I guess it all would just be a mute issue for the tallywhackerless would be rapist.