HUMP DAY 6.29.2K11

So far, I'm scanning...and finding...no pervert stories...Developing...


This one however leaped out at me like...well...a dead man on a windshield...



COPS: Man hits pedestrian, keeps driving with dead victim in passenger seat...
First off I think Governor Rick Perry of Texas should let Mexico have the Houston area of Texas...lot's of the wacky and weird seem to occur there. Anywhozee... 

Deputy Constable Paul Armand was making what he thought was a routine traffic stop early Tuesday morning when he pulled over a car that didn't have headlights on.

As he approached the black Mazda 626, the Precinct 8 deputy noticed the driver had blood on his face. He also saw that the front windshield was shattered and partially inside the vehicle.

The deputy constable then saw a body in the passenger seat, partially underneath the dashboard and with a severed leg.

"He (Armand) was shocked," said Precinct 8 Capt. Jason Finnen.

The driver, James John Onak, 45, told the deputy he didn't realize a dead body was in the passenger seat, Finnen said.

Police allege Onak struck 32-year-old Fadel Steadman with his car on the Gulf Freeway in southeast Houston and kept on driving for three miles while the man's body lay in his passenger seat.

Yes, James John Onak was drunk and has the 3 names required for a serial killer.  Witnesses told police that Steadman was running back and forth across the freeway before being struck by Onak.  Which lays to ruin the drunkin dictum that if you see 3 of something aim for the one in the middle...didn't work or did work, depending on your point of view...  




Tired of going to work and being harassed, made fun of, the butt of office jokery...Well your just lucky your not this poor bastard!... 

TSA screener exposed scanner cuts plea deal for beating coworker...

...taunts about penis size

During a May 2010 training session for TSA workers at the Miami airport, Negrin walked through a high-tech "whole body image" scanner. "The X-ray revealed that [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis,"

This poor dude shows up for work at a airport with less than a man-purse for a carry-on bag, more like a coin-purse actually!  Then from then on he is made fun of...DAILY.  So what does any self respecting man with a weenie pee-pee do?  Damn Right, what any of us [not me] would do...He beat his biggest offending co-worker with a police baton in the airport parking lot, while demanding an apology!


Now lil wee-wee-pee-pee dude has to pay for his crime.  Fines and community service await.  Sometimes Lady Justice is a strange bedfellow...


Scanning...Still no pervert stories...thank God for small favors!


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