Wednesday, June 8, 2011

HUMP DAY 6.8.2K11

Observations From My Blown Fuse Mind via Topical Headlines...


STATE DINNER MENU DONE ON BUDGET:

White House Honey Gastrique
Tuna Tartare with Rye Crisps
Pickled Young Carrots and Mustard Oil
Spring Pea Salad
Shaved Ham and Ginger Snaps
Petite Filet
With Maryland Crab Ravioli
Wild Ramp Puree
Apple Strudel
Golden Raisins and Topfen



If this is the diet on the new 'My Plate' that replaced the good ole' 'Food Pyramid', lemme just say gimmie some!  And this is on a budget too.  Makes you kinda wonder what's on tap when the Obama's[we US taxpayers] are really springing for it?



NL's whale fountain shut off for sanitary reasons

By Kathleen Edgecomb
Publication: TheDay.com
Where the hell is NL?  Oh, New London...where the hell is that?  Oh, Connecticut...I thought you hoity-toity folk up there had more class than this?
"People are using the tail as a latrine,'' Evelyn Louziotis said. "It's an $11 million bathroom."
City Councilor- Buscetto said "since water started flowing in the whale fountain last month, police and fire officials have been called for people urinating, defecating and washing themselves off in the fountain water. He said some people who have cut themselves have also used the fountain to rinse off blood".
WTF!  I can see taking a piss in a fountain, been there...done that, but pooping?  
That is completely out of bounds in my book!

Weiners weiner!  I thought we were done talking about the Dorks dork.
 Weiner wiped it clean when he admitted [finally, like we knew you weren't lying you dick],
 that he did indeed pic'd a piece of his pickled pepper and sent it to numerous chicks.  
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