DON E's NEW DIETARY STANDARD

.............Boy I guess you haveta be wondering about this one huh?  What could Don E possibly enter into the dietary world that hasn't been crossed by the likes of  Jean-Michel Cohen  and Dr Dukan in this quest for dietary supremacy?  


How bout...

NEW YORK - We've read their books, we've followed their advice and their recipes, and we've probably seen them on television. After all, many of America's most popular diet gurus have turned themselves into globally recognized brands in their quest to make a buck by helping us lose weight. 

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You could do that to lose a few pounds...Or you could do this...

Don E's New Dietary Standard is....DON'T EAT A BITE UNTIL YOU POOP!  That's right, don't put a bit of food [drinkie-drink is okeedoughkee] in your pie hole until you do a #2!  Drop the deuce, then you can choose what to eat.  Simple, right?  Did this take Michele Bama to undertake a billion dollar study to figure out how to make fat kids slim?  NONONO.   

I'm tellin ya' if you got a problem Don E's got the solution...

Just give me a holler and ask me, cuz as I'm being told all the time..."You just think you know everything."  

Yep...It's a blessing and a Curse...