Wednesday, July 27, 2011

HUMP DAY 7.27.2K11

This From the 'WTF' file...
Atheists sue to block cross from Trade Center memorial...
"The WTC cross has become a Christian icon," said Dave Silverman, president of the atheist group. "It has been blessed by so-called holy men and presented as a reminder that their god, who couldn't be bothered to stop the Muslim terrorists or prevent 3,000 people from being killed in his name, cared only enough to bestow upon us some rubble that resembles a cross. It's a truly ridiculous assertion."
The 'truly ridiculous' ASSertation is that there are ridiculous Asses, that can be ridiculous...But in the land of Freedom of Speech, I can say WTF and FU!  I know, not very Christian, but WTF...


Continuing with WTF...


HOMELESS WOMAN CHARGED FOR ASSAULT WITH BRATWURST...


Now let me tell ya' I'm entering into this...blind...I have not yet read the article, but I will use my Blown Fuse Mind to foretell what this may be about...

  • She didn't know what she was doing...she was drunk...
  • She grabbed the biggest club she could find...
  • He Burnt it so he deserved it...
  • All of the above...
And Now The Envelope Please... 
"Connie Jones, 63, told police that she got into a verbal argument in her home with Tajuana Banks, 31, over the childcare of her granddaughter. Jones stated that Banks regularly visits her home and tries to spark physical altercations."
Wrong on all counts...Go figure, it was girl on girl...I gotta check youtube  on this one...


I'm on a roll here...More WTF...


COPS: Man attempts surgery on his hernia with butter knife...

"A 63-year-old Glendale man was in stable condition after he attempted surgery on himself with a six-inch butter knife to remove a protruding hernia from his stomach, police said Tuesday.

When police arrived at the man’s home on the 1000 block of Columbus Avenue on Sunday evening, they saw the man lying naked outside on a lounge chair with what appeared to be the handle of a knife protruding from his stomach, Sgt. Tom Lorenz of the Glendale Police Department told the Glendale News-Press."

  • He didn't know what He was doing...He was drunk...
  • He grabbed the biggest club He could find...
  • He Burnt it so he deserved it...
  • All of the above...
All Headlines Furnished By The Ubberblogger The Drudge Report


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