WRITERS BLOCK DUX AND OTHER JUNK FROM THE BLOWN FUSE

Yeppers it happened again...Writer Constipation...Didn't have the stamanation, or motivation to sit in front of the flat screen and type out the mumbo-jumbo.

It's been 2 weeks since my last post promising that I was going to post at least thrice weekly...Oops.

Well let me see what I can drainO out of the Blown Fuse...

So how did you folks like last Monday nights premier episode of One and a half Men?  Personally, aside from the Cameo appearances of most of all of Charlies women at the Funeral, and 'Darhma and Greg' at the Open House I thought it was as predicted in previous posts [look em up if not intuit ], One of the most watched sit-coms in history, with about 28 zillion people watching.  I still predict that it will shine for about 2-1/2 episodes...then SPLAT...

The famed Charlie Replacement who's best work has been Punk'd, Demi's Husband...AK, was a regurgitated billionaire tech wiz version of 'Kelso' on that 70's Show.  'Alan' was Alan and 'Half Kid' is now just a surly teenager.

As my Dad usta' say..."We will see what we will see"...

I have been soooo out of it, I'm not really sure whats trending...lessee...

Hot Topics per Alexa at 9.25 pm Sunday...

Hot Topics

• 1. Jennifer Aniston
• 2. Jeffrey Jethro Pet...
• 3. Terra Nova
• 4. weather
• 5. hotmail.com

• 6. Victor Cruz
• 7. Deion Sanders
• 8. MapQuest
• 9. Facebook charging ...
• 10. Droid Bionic

• 11. Sarah Palin
• 12. Buffalo Bills
• 13. World Market
• 14. US Airways
• 15. project Free TV

• 16. Occupy Wall Street
• 17. Michael Vick
• 18. Jet Blue
• 19. Kobe Bryant
• 20. Google Maps

1. Jennifer Aniston is HOTHotHOt
2. Who the hell is Jeffrey Jethro Pettigrew ?
3. What the hell is Terra Nova ?
4. The Weather Is Here I wish You Were Beautiful [thanks JB]
5. Yes we know your mail is hot...I like gmail better.
6. Who the hell is Victor Cruz ?
7. I know Deion [one toe] Sanders...King of Direct TV Ads.
8. MapQuest...come on get your bearings...what did folks do before GPS ?
9. Facebook is really sucking right now...I can't navigate.
10. WTF is Droid Bionic ?
11. Sarah Smile...
12. Buffalo Bills beat my RAIDERS last week and I hated them, they beat the Patriots this week and I LOVE EM' :)
13. The World Market...? Where's the BEEF ?
14. Just keep it in the air...and don't keep me on the runway without a drink.
15. TV should never be free...unless you have a old pair of rabbit ears.
16. I would love to Occupy Wall Street...but I would never leave Florida.
17. Michael Vick is still a dog mauling DICK.
18. See #14
19. Kobe Bryant is the heir to Michael Jorden...
20. Google Maps are sooooo cool, but see #8

Badee-badee-badee that's all folks...I have to cool the fuse...I'm Running On Empty...