THE MAYANS AND 2012

You know  I am getting a little puffed about all this 2012 crud and the Mayans....Why put so much stock into a people that couldn't even figure how to poop in a inside toilet?

The folks that have encumbered themselves into this 2012 Apocalypse are just a little far into there bag of Gangs.   So let's take a little sojourner into the first few says of 2012...

The Mayans disappeared from the face of the earth without indoor plumbing, and now we are supposed to believe these outdoor pooper scoopers are to lead our lives....BS!

In the Political ream...My Man Herman Cain folded like a used Turkey, and thank G
OD Michelle Bachman did the same.  Now if we could just get Rick Perry gettin back to shootin wild game in Texas we would be back to all square (minus Obamas puppet Huntsman).

Newt (angry Newt) is the real deal...He engineered the destruction o f the DDD party after 60 years of rule...He engineered the Contract of America (YEA).  We are not electing a President as Saint, we are electing a person as CEO of America. 

Mitt is a tool he is just playin it safe because he figures every LOSER needs his place.

I'm not going to mess with Santurum now because he has a special relationship with GOD and I am not willin' to screw with that....Ron Paul is just half part genus and half part nuts...

Screw the Mayans...go out and live a little...