OBSERVATIONS FROM A BLOWN FUSE 5.18.2012

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING A BAD DAY...WHEN...


Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis...
That would really suck...no pun intended, and no laughing matter.  I had a mersa virus eat most of my cervical spine...Thank God it didn't go further south!

He has to sit down to urinate. He'll never have any intimate relationships with anyone, and he's lost his manhood.

- Enrique Milla's attorney, Spencer Aronfeld

HUMP DAY 5.09.2012

http://twitchy.com/2012/05/08/cher-doesnt-want-to-breathe-the-same-air-as-romney-and-his-racist-homophobic-women-hating-tea-bagger-masters/

"If ROMNEY gets elected I don't know if i can breathe same air as Him & his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters."

This coming from a women

THANK GOD IT'S MONDAY 5.7.2012

Just a couple of tunes to sooth my mood these days...

TALK TO YOU SOON!!

OBSERVATIONS FROM A BLOWN FUSE 5.7.2012

As I start to begin this post I was going to look to the headlines and pick off stories that I could trip off of.  So sad to bad all I found was negative vibes.  Where has all the good stories gone?


Are we so bathed in BAD news that we are sheltered from the GOOD?

• France is off the reservation...good for em let them disappear in the ir relevant.  The US keeps saving their asses anyway so let them fight for themselves.
• Obama invites Hollande to White House.  No surprise there...socialist are born together and stay together.
• Kids raped and sodomized on Facebook? how in the hell does this happen? Where have we stumbled off the path of good vs evil?

Then we have the beautiful boys of summer...Syria's Muslim Brotherhood, who want to rise from the ashes of their death and destruction. 


Okeedoughkee...I can't do this anymore...We have to have a little fun!!

CINCO DE MAYO 2012

For those of you who use Cinco De Mayo as an excuse to binge drink I have a few fun facts for you in this 150th anniversary of an excuse to swallow vast amounts of Tequila with lime and salt for no apparent reason.

Literally "the Fifth of May," Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican Holiday celebrating the Battle of Puebla, which took place on May 5, 1862. In 1861, France sent a massive army to invade Mexico, as they wanted to collect on some war debts. The French army was much larger, better trained and equipped than the Mexicans struggling to defend the road to Mexico City. It rolled through Mexico until it reached Puebla, where the Mexicans made a valiant stand, and, against all logic, won a huge victory. It was short-lived, as the French army regrouped and continued; eventually taking Mexico City, but the euphoria of an unlikely victory against overwhelming odds is remembered every May fifth.

I have a overwhelming idea for a new US National Holiday!

LIKE...AWESOME...COOL...

You know whenever I tune into what is being said by people around me whether it be in public, private, TV, etc...It's like, really like, annoying that it seems that like they insert 'like' in sentences where it doesn't belong.


IT'S SO BAD THAT LIKE I EVEN FIND MYSELF DOING IT!!


This mangling of sentence structure must be stopped !   Listen to yourself...I bet you do it too.

Sophie and Daddy Gene

Recently I watched an episode of Celebridate  [ I have DirectTV, I can watch almost all crap, all the time].  Anywho's it starred Sophie Simmons, daughter of Rock God Gene Simmons of KISS [ in case you just landed on the planet].  She is in college, and studying Computer Science.  She is a 'gamer' and wants to develop computer games...So she's no idiot, right?  


In case your not familiar Celebridate

FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Lesson 1: 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. 
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. 
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' 
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. 
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. 
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' 
Moral of the story: 

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. 

Lesson 2: 
A priest offered a Nun a lift.