THE MAYANS AND 2012

You know  I am getting a little puffed about all this 2012 crud and the Mayans....Why put so much stock into a people that couldn't even figure how to poop in a inside toilet?

The folks that have encumbered themselves into this 2012 Apocalypse are just a little far into there bag of Gangs.   So let's take a little sojourner into the first few says of 2012...

The Mayans disappeared from the face of the earth without indoor plumbing, and now we are supposed to believe these outdoor pooper scoopers are to lead our lives....BS!

In the Political ream...My Man Herman Cain folded like a used Turkey, and thank G
OD Michelle Bachman did the same.  Now if we could just get Rick Perry gettin back to shootin wild game in Texas we would be back to all square (minus Obamas puppet Huntsman).

Newt (angry Newt) is the real deal...He engineered the destruction o f the DDD party after 60 years of rule...He engineered the Contract of America (YEA).  We are not electing a President as Saint, we are electing a person as CEO of America. 

Mitt is a tool he is just playin it safe because he figures every LOSER needs his place.

I'm not going to mess with Santurum now because he has a special relationship with GOD and I am not willin' to screw with that....Ron Paul is just half part genus and half part nuts...

Screw the Mayans...go out and live a little... 

WRITERS BLOCK DUX AND OTHER JUNK FROM THE BLOWN FUSE

Yeppers it happened again...Writer Constipation...Didn't have the stamanation, or motivation to sit in front of the flat screen and type out the mumbo-jumbo.

It's been 2 weeks since my last post promising that I was going to post at least thrice weekly...Oops.

Well let me see what I can drainO out of the Blown Fuse...

So how did you folks like last Monday nights premier episode of One and a half Men?  Personally, aside from the Cameo appearances of most of all of Charlies women at the Funeral, and 'Darhma and Greg' at the Open House I thought it was as predicted in previous posts [look em up if not intuit ], One of the most watched sit-coms in history, with about 28 zillion people watching.  I still predict that it will shine for about 2-1/2 episodes...then SPLAT...

The famed Charlie Replacement who's best work has been Punk'd, Demi's Husband...AK, was a regurgitated billionaire tech wiz version of 'Kelso' on that 70's Show.  'Alan' was Alan and 'Half Kid' is now just a surly teenager.

As my Dad usta' say..."We will see what we will see"...

I have been soooo out of it, I'm not really sure whats trending...lessee...

Hot Topics per Alexa at 9.25 pm Sunday...

Hot Topics

• 1. Jennifer Aniston
• 2. Jeffrey Jethro Pet...
• 3. Terra Nova
• 4. weather
• 5. hotmail.com

• 6. Victor Cruz
• 7. Deion Sanders
• 8. MapQuest
• 9. Facebook charging ...
• 10. Droid Bionic

• 11. Sarah Palin
• 12. Buffalo Bills
• 13. World Market
• 14. US Airways
• 15. project Free TV

• 16. Occupy Wall Street
• 17. Michael Vick
• 18. Jet Blue
• 19. Kobe Bryant
• 20. Google Maps

1. Jennifer Aniston is HOTHotHOt
2. Who the hell is Jeffrey Jethro Pettigrew ?
3. What the hell is Terra Nova ?
4. The Weather Is Here I wish You Were Beautiful [thanks JB]
5. Yes we know your mail is hot...I like gmail better.
6. Who the hell is Victor Cruz ?
7. I know Deion [one toe] Sanders...King of Direct TV Ads.
8. MapQuest...come on get your bearings...what did folks do before GPS ?
9. Facebook is really sucking right now...I can't navigate.
10. WTF is Droid Bionic ?
11. Sarah Smile...
12. Buffalo Bills beat my RAIDERS last week and I hated them, they beat the Patriots this week and I LOVE EM' :)
13. The World Market...? Where's the BEEF ?
14. Just keep it in the air...and don't keep me on the runway without a drink.
15. TV should never be free...unless you have a old pair of rabbit ears.
16. I would love to Occupy Wall Street...but I would never leave Florida.
17. Michael Vick is still a dog mauling DICK.
18. See #14
19. Kobe Bryant is the heir to Michael Jorden...
20. Google Maps are sooooo cool, but see #8

Badee-badee-badee that's all folks...I have to cool the fuse...I'm Running On Empty...

   

LIFE AFTER THE BREAKATION

Have you ever experienced life after a Breakation ?  No not a Vacation...not a Sabbatical...but a break from what was a non income producing Vocation, like blogging ?


Some have, but some have not...


IT'S CALLED WRITERS BLOCK !?

You have a lot to say...but you just don't know how to say it, in words, to ya' all.


I could go on an on of what's been goin' on with me the last few months, but that would not do it justice in a blog.  Nor would I want it to do justice to air the laundry [feweee]. 


I would just as well dispel all that crap and flush it down the terlit than to have me regurgitate it for you all.


So what I'm telling you now is that I'm trying to summin the Blown Fuse Mind into something that ya-all will enjoy reading again [since my url hits have it the basement].


This is for Sunday The start of the real Football Season...I will hope to continue at least 3-4 posts a week to keep you all entertained.  


GO OAKLAND RAIDERS ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL !!!


My laps has been both unavoidable and avoided, and for that I am sorry for all of you who have been touching base, with a batter striking out at the plate...

Buy another ticket to the game my folks, and I swear it won't be soooooborin'.

DON E's BREAKATION

The 1st thing I did was, I moved...For the last 8 years I thought I was DEAD and was spending time in Purgatory...

Now I am still DEAD, but I am livin in Heaven...

I now live in the Sailfish capitol of the world...Stuart, Florida.... and I live ALONE.

Now don't get me wrong on this Labour Day, Commie Holiday.  I am livin life large...I take my morning walks, and talk to the dogs...and people too...Every Morining is Breathtakin...and I prey each and every day that I am nolonger in Purgurtory, but in deed in Heaven.

Please com join me on my next foray into my Blown Fuse Mind, you will not be dissapointed. 

Don E Is Back...From a long Breakation.  A all new post will appear on Monday [Commie Labour Day], out lining what Don E did on his Breakation.


From then on it will be Hump Day on Wednesday, and who knows what the Blown Fuse will ignite from then on...


To all who are still around...God Bless ya'...Tell your friends and enemies...I'm Back [again]. 


Happy Commie Labour Day...have a drink on me !

ALL ABOARD THE CAIN TRAIN 8.8.2K11

If You Like...Please Share With Your Friends...

IT'S SATURDAY IN AMERICA 8.6.2k11

FROLICKING FRIDAY 8.5.2K11

You know how I feel about favorite this and favorite that, it's hard to pin me down on a 'favorite' anything.  In this theme series I will go deep into my Blown Fuse to uncover my favorite Comedians from Don E's past to present.

The funny lady herself...

HUMP DAY 8.3.2K11

This is from the brand new OH SHIT! File...

Damn-crap-sonofagun...This is what happens when you pay more attention to Politics and Cat's... 

TRACK MAP...

That big frickin dot in the Southeast point is Lake Okeechobee, and I live directly EAST of that, on the Treasure Coast of Florida !!  At least I'm moving to a 2nd Story unit today...So Let It Rain...

COLD: CBS will kill off, bury Sheen character...

I'm really disliking that [now] One and a Half Men creator, Chuck Lorrie.  While this is not unprecedented in Hollywierd history, It is certainly killing the Goose that laid the Golden Egg.  My previous prediction remains the same the first 2-1/2 episodes will be the most watched in TV Sit-Com history...Then Splat!...

Would this be called...putting your money where your mouth is?...or...putting your mouth where your money is?...or...don't fill your ink in the company well?...once again I'm looking at these cards blind...

DUNKIN DONUTS Worker Arrested For Selling Sex In Parking Lot...

Police say 29-year-old Melissa Redmond, of nearby Mine Hill, was arrested for selling sexwhile working late night shifts at the store after soliciting sex from a undercover officer.

Police Det. Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann said Redmond would go out to cars in the parking lot and spend 15 to 20 minutes in the vehicles.

“Whatever sexual act you want, there was a price for it,” says Schwarzmann.

BUMPY RIDE 8.1.2K11

A View From Above...Our Collective Toilet...