OBSERVATIONS FROM A BLOWN FUSE 5.18.2012

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING A BAD DAY...WHEN...


Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumes Man's Penis...
That would really suck...no pun intended, and no laughing matter.  I had a mersa virus eat most of my cervical spine...Thank God it didn't go further south!

He has to sit down to urinate. He'll never have any intimate relationships with anyone, and he's lost his manhood.

- Enrique Milla's attorney, Spencer Aronfeld

I don't know if this is a "before" or "after photo"...but he's still got a smile on his face!

Family: Woman Mistakenly Buried In Clothes, Cemetery Plot Of Someone Else...

The family of Mercedes Rodriguez says she left specific wishes: a closed casket funeral and internment above ground in her hometown in Nicaragua. Instead, Rodriguez was placed in an open casket, dressed in another woman’s clothing and buried in that woman’s cemetery plot, the Los Angeles Times reported.

My 'specific wish'...Dress me in my favorite shirt, shorts, and flip-flops...take me out to the Majestic Atlantic Ocean just a few miles from where I'm sitting, and dump me overboard for my last swim...cuz I'd rather be fish bait, than worm food...besides by that time it really doesn't matter anyway, right?


VIDEO: DUI Driver Blows Through Intersection During Live TV Report On Crosswalk Safety...

SACRAMENTO (CBS13) – A live morning television report on crosswalk safety almost turned tragic as an alleged drunk driver failed to stop and burned rubber through an intersection just as the reporter was about to cross the street as a California Highway Patrol officer looked on.

The reality is that this sucks way worse than having your penis disappear,  or having your 'specific wishes' f*#*ed up, as drunk driving ruins more lives than anything else idiotic.


Well the rest of the headlines are just as f*#*ed up, so we will end this with...have you bought your Facebook stock yet?

And something really spirited!

As always thank you blogmeister, The Drudge Report for the headlines

HUMP DAY 5.09.2012

http://twitchy.com/2012/05/08/cher-doesnt-want-to-breathe-the-same-air-as-romney-and-his-racist-homophobic-women-hating-tea-bagger-masters/

"If ROMNEY gets elected I don't know if i can breathe same air as Him & his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters."

This coming from a women

THANK GOD IT'S MONDAY 5.7.2012

Just a couple of tunes to sooth my mood these days...

TALK TO YOU SOON!!

OBSERVATIONS FROM A BLOWN FUSE 5.7.2012

As I start to begin this post I was going to look to the headlines and pick off stories that I could trip off of.  So sad to bad all I found was negative vibes.  Where has all the good stories gone?


Are we so bathed in BAD news that we are sheltered from the GOOD?

• France is off the reservation...good for em let them disappear in the ir relevant.  The US keeps saving their asses anyway so let them fight for themselves.
• Obama invites Hollande to White House.  No surprise there...socialist are born together and stay together.
• Kids raped and sodomized on Facebook? how in the hell does this happen? Where have we stumbled off the path of good vs evil?

Then we have the beautiful boys of summer...Syria's Muslim Brotherhood, who want to rise from the ashes of their death and destruction. 


Okeedoughkee...I can't do this anymore...We have to have a little fun!!

CINCO DE MAYO 2012

For those of you who use Cinco De Mayo as an excuse to binge drink I have a few fun facts for you in this 150th anniversary of an excuse to swallow vast amounts of Tequila with lime and salt for no apparent reason.

Literally "the Fifth of May," Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican Holiday celebrating the Battle of Puebla, which took place on May 5, 1862. In 1861, France sent a massive army to invade Mexico, as they wanted to collect on some war debts. The French army was much larger, better trained and equipped than the Mexicans struggling to defend the road to Mexico City. It rolled through Mexico until it reached Puebla, where the Mexicans made a valiant stand, and, against all logic, won a huge victory. It was short-lived, as the French army regrouped and continued; eventually taking Mexico City, but the euphoria of an unlikely victory against overwhelming odds is remembered every May fifth.

I have a overwhelming idea for a new US National Holiday!

LIKE...AWESOME...COOL...

You know whenever I tune into what is being said by people around me whether it be in public, private, TV, etc...It's like, really like, annoying that it seems that like they insert 'like' in sentences where it doesn't belong.


IT'S SO BAD THAT LIKE I EVEN FIND MYSELF DOING IT!!


This mangling of sentence structure must be stopped !   Listen to yourself...I bet you do it too.

Sophie and Daddy Gene

Recently I watched an episode of Celebridate  [ I have DirectTV, I can watch almost all crap, all the time].  Anywho's it starred Sophie Simmons, daughter of Rock God Gene Simmons of KISS [ in case you just landed on the planet].  She is in college, and studying Computer Science.  She is a 'gamer' and wants to develop computer games...So she's no idiot, right?  


In case your not familiar Celebridate

FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Lesson 1: 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. 
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. 
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' 
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. 
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. 
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' 
Moral of the story: 

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. 

Lesson 2: 
A priest offered a Nun a lift. 

GAS...GRASS...OR ASS...

NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE...

What kind of nation have we become?  Most all want to ride for FREE.  Even Warren Buffett the ultra rich dude who thinks the "RICH" should pay more taxes...Well in the immortal words of Governor Christie..."Write a check and shut up." 

SOMETHING TO PONDER ON A WEEKEND

GIVE EM HELL, AND IF YOU CAN'T GIVE EM HELL, BE NICE!!

SEE YOU ON MONDAY !!

IT'S TUESDAY SO IT'S TIME TO VOTE

 IT'S TUESDAY SO IT'S TIME TO VOTE...


Since I live in Florida it is time for me to do my Citizenship and vote for my replacement to Obamanation.


Just let me tell you the best don't mettle themselves through this process.


My vote will be cast for the former Speaker of the House, Mr. Newt.

Newt engineered every Conservative boat right in the last 100 years.  We are electing a human to engineer as a CEO the figure head the head of our country.


NO MAN IS PIOUS!
   

So just like the Cow chasing a ass, that's where we are now...

Vote for the Cow, not the Ass.

Nothings from sunny south Florida...

THE MAYANS AND 2012

You know  I am getting a little puffed about all this 2012 crud and the Mayans....Why put so much stock into a people that couldn't even figure how to poop in a inside toilet?

The folks that have encumbered themselves into this 2012 Apocalypse are just a little far into there bag of Gangs.   So let's take a little sojourner into the first few says of 2012...

The Mayans disappeared from the face of the earth without indoor plumbing, and now we are supposed to believe these outdoor pooper scoopers are to lead our lives....BS!