WHEN ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS DIES

What do you do when one of your best friends dies?

I don't know...I lost both of my parents over a decade ago...and thought... I don't dwell, I think about them most days...that's what you do when you love somebody right?

I spoke with my friend on Wednesday night [late] she apologized for calling...She just bought a new house and was quizzing me on landscaping, pool stuff...

I was going to drive up to more north Florida...

To seek Florida at the start of the next month [June] to see her in her new home...

I got a call from another friend, and he told me to sit down...I was already sitting..."Bridget is Dead"... 

I am still bewildered.

The best of me knows she is in a much better place, and the worst of me is in a place of pitty that I will never see, speak, play, party with Bridget again.

God Bless.
   

BLOGGER HAS CENSORED ME!!

Blogger is censoring me!!  They censored my last post...I was never even full of finishing it...I called it F'ed up! They are part of a BIG BROTHER...Lie!

STOP USING BLOGGER!!!!

FUC#@ IT

WORDY WEDNESDAY 4.10.2013

Today's word is Callipygean...Having Well-Shaped Buttocks...

A couple of weeks ago my word was Bathykolpian...Deep-Busomed...I guess I'm having a bit of a run on body parts...since I put Buttocks right in there with legs, it's just heaven sent...

ZZ Top never recorded "Butt", but they did record "Legs"...which was probably a smart marketing move on their part...

 The buttocks (singular: buttock) are two rounded portions of the anatomy, located on the posterior of the pelvic region of apes and humans, and many other bipeds or quadrupeds, and comprise a layer of fat superimposed on the gluteus maximus and gluteus medius muscles. Physiologically, the buttocks enable weight to be taken off the feet while sitting. In many cultures, they play a role in sexual attraction.^[1] Many cultures have also used them as a safe target for corporal punishment.^[2] There are several connotations of buttocks in art, fashion, culture and humor, and the English language is replete with many popular synonyms.

When you do a google search for Stories about buttocks  You get all sorts of information that will guide you on your tour of the butt...one example is...

Beauty Beyond Words

For as far back as I can remember I have adored girls' butts. As far as erogenous zones go it's a fairly safe one to fetishize in that one can usually gaze and drool over a callipygian girl without her being the wiser and thus avoid...

Now this search is not for the feint of heart as some of the stories are not for consumption if you are modest and hate disgusting things...What this post is lacking is a grand finale...or simpler put...a video/song about butts...

Btw isn't LL just really...COOL on NCIS LA?

 

Thanks to the folks at Unusual Words for...the words

TIPSY TUESDAY 4.9.2013

It's normal for me to go on about how screwed up things are...and screwed up they are...but for today I want to alleviate this whole screwed up activism and give ya' all a clue about what is really going on in this world...

First of all we are on the eve/morn of having two great lady's pass before our eyes...Margaret Thatcher and Annette Funicello...both were responsible for changing our cultural landscape...MT for her steadfast Conservative reasoning, along with her pal Ronald Reagan...defeating the Evil Empire was no easy feat ...then well before came Annette...the Mousekateer that every pre-pubescent boy wanted to bone in the AM...Right?...

Cool Leader

Hot Babe

False Report Of Dorm Search Prompts Massive Student Alcohol Dump...

Before I even get into this story I have to admit that way back in the day...I myself participated in Alcohol Dumping...it was down my gullet non the less...

 Fear and outrage quickly spread across the grounds of Thomas Jefferson’s university, where a historic bawdy drinking song includes this verse: “From Rugby Road to Vinegar Hill, we’re gonna get drunk tonight. The faculty’s afraid of us; They know we’re in the right. So fill up your cups, your loving cups, as full as full can be. And as long as love and liquor last, we’ll drink to the U of V.” Fun fact: an unofficial U-Va. mascot is the wahoo, a fish that can apparently drink twice its own weight.

Now that's just wrong to punish this bunch of crazy kids...cause we used to say..."What do you do with a drunkin' sailor..."fuckemfuckemfuckem"...and I swear we weren't even Gay!...jusreallyreallydrunk!

 NASA: WE WILL NOT BE RETURNING TO THE MOON...

All in all it's just another brick in the road...

Teacher leave them kids alone...


  Strip Clubs Ban GOOGLE Glasses...

Now before I even read this story I have to say...I was the master of the titty bar...I knowIknow its like barring my soul to Dr. Phil...Me and my Construction Mgr started taking the labor out for a celebration...We called it "Titty Tuesday"...well before long it became every day that ended in a YYYY!...so now to the rest of the story...
 
When preparing for your Las Vegas strip club romp, make sure to bring those bandz, but leave the Google Glass at home. NBC News reports that clubs are now prohibiting patrons from wearing the face computers inside, because the tiny cameras allow for covert creepshotting–a strip club no-no.

I don't know about you...but when I left a TittyBar I was usually up to my nose in tit...but it was really the cold beer and music that kept me coming back!...[note to those who embark into the titty world...when they start calling you by name...it's time to quit!]

On a Tipsy Tuesday I will leave you with a drinkin' song...Thanks to Drudge for the headlines!

 

A BUMPY RIDE 4.8.2013

I told ya' a couple-few years ago that it was going to be a Bumpy Ride...and I think for most of US it has been...

North Korea with their Twinkies eating...sure to use it as a defense...28 year old Dictator Kim Jung Un...who is more crazy than BatShit than his crazy predecessors  is doing his best to seem Clint Eastwood tough...is really just a pudgy tormented dick-head with a inferiority complex that bests even our own Maobama's...

  NKorea missile test expected this week...
May be planning to disable computer networks in USA...
Pentagon Draws Up Counterpunch...
China warns against turmoil...
Who really has the power in Pyongyang?
Kim Jong-un's AUNT 'is driving force...


With all that SheeseKaBob can the Zombie Apocalypse be very far away???   

 Biden calls for 'new world order'...

 Okeedoughkee...now the Maobama Administration is not even bothering to hide it...what was once kook conspiracy fantasy is now becoming reality...The second dick-head in charge of our beautiful country is saying...

This is just not happening now...This has been in the work since the Woodrow Wilson Administration 100+ years ago!...They even had to change their moniker from Progressive to Liberal...Now we have emerged from Liberal Democrat's to Far Left IST'S...Socialist's...etc...

 ATF Seeks 'Massive' Database of Personal Info: Assets, Relatives, Associates and More...

The ATF says they will use this system to provide information to Intelligence Analysts, Special Agents, Inspectors, Financial Investigators and Law Enforcement.
The investigative system will allow ATF to "obtain exact matches from partial source data searches such as, incomplete social security numbers, address, VIN numbers, etc."
The system will also have the ability to "link structured and unstructured data to find connection points between two or more individuals."

Weren't they already doing that?...I thought they called it "Law Enforcement"...So what's really behind this horsehockie???...

   Sandy Hook gunman killed 'as act of revenge after years of bullying at school'...

Newtown killer Adam Lanza may have launched his murder spree at Sandy Hook Elementary School as an “act of revenge,” the Daily News has learned.
A close friend of Lanza’s mother told The News that the troubled boy was a target of relentless bullying when he attended the Connecticut school years ago.
“I think Adam felt betrayed by the school and this was his act of revenge,” said Marvin LaFontaine, a friend of Nancy Lanza’s.
“Nancy told me he was being picked on at school. That they were just torturing him.”

I don't know about you but I was bullied to a great extent through Elementary School...Middle School...which was more like a prison, even though I have never been in a real one...and all I thought about was...knocking the bully out and trying really really hard to get a cute skirt to really really like me!...No guns, no shoot out's motivating to  kill innocents...

I JUST CAN'T LEAVE YA' ALL WITH SUCH A DOWNER OF A MONDAY SO I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH SOMETHING TO CHEER YA' UP...

Hat's off to The Drudge Report for the headlines...   

WORDY WEDNESDAY 3.6.2013

Being the contradiction that I am...and since I'm trying to mozy back into this blogging realm...I'm going to buck the norm and do something that is not "Wordless Wednesday"...but "Wordy Wednesday"...

I'm going to search the 'Wordasphere' for unique and  obscure words then tell a tale about em'...

I'm going to do this via the website Unusual Words...I'll pick em' at random, not the A thru Z kinda thing...

Today I will start with...Bathylolpian...which means...Deep-Bosomed...

Sooose not to offend...ya' got to just love bosoms!...while I'm really a leg man myself, ya' gotta really respect the tit...My Dad used to say..."anything more than a mouthful was a waste"...I have had em' both ways, ittiebitty tittie's and half-doam Colosseum's of mammeries ...

To tell you the God's honest truth I think women should leave em' like God gave em'...Don't add or subtract...with the ultimate exception of Kelly Ripa 
who I have a crush on and could use a bigger set...Another exception is Men...Men don't need Man Boobs!...very uncitely...I must admit mine are bigger than they should be, mostly because I used to lift weights and now they have gone to flab... 

For those of you that are sooooo engrossed with the Deep Bosomed you need to go no further than Amazon.com
and search for A History of The Breast by Marilyn Yalom which will highlight...

 In this provocative, pioneering, and wholly engrossing cultural history, noted scholar Marilyn Yalom explores twenty-five thousand years of ideas, images, and perceptions of the female breast--in religion, psychology, politics, society, and the arts.

 A fascinating, astute, and richly allusive journey from Paleolithic goddesses to modern day feminists, A History of the Breast is full of insight and surprises. As Yalom says, "I intend to make you think about women's breasts as you never have before."

Well there you have it...I think I put my money where my mouth should be...Till the next "Wordy Wednesday", I think I may look up the C's...



 

OBSERVATIONS FROM A BLOWN FUSE 3.4.2013

LordyLordy...Sooooomuch has happened since I last posted back in October...before Holloweenie...What a long strange trip it's been...

In November we reelected the Campaigner in Thief...God for the earth below my feet I still can't believe that happened!...Ohhhhhwaitaminitwaitaminut...It was the "low information voters"...Well I got news for ya'...It was the "NO information voters" that were driven to the polls by those using Obama phones...riding in Obama buses...to oust a really good and decent Mittens Romney...But as the saying goes...'You get what you paid for'...

The Holidays came and went...Turkey Day was, Chinese food delivered...Christmas was spent with family and the awesome Grandson...Jus' call me Pop's...New Year's was...2013...I hate odd years...

The 49'ers lost the Stuperbowl...Man...I can't seem to pick ANY winners anymore!...

I couldn't even watch the inauguration...Or in our case...THE CORRINATON !...doesn't Michele Bama look like she belongs in one of those Vampire movies?...SCARYSCARY!

February was...as usual...a pretty forgetful month...EXCEPT!...we were being warned of a impending DOOM!...Sequester!...sounds like some SandM kind of playtoy...I think my Mom uses to Sequester me to my room when I was being a bad boy...

Well it's March 4th and I don't think the sky has fallin', Mr. President Chickin' Little...

What do we make for the rest of the year?...Spring is not springing...It be CHILLY down here in South Florida...and I don't even own a pair of pants! 

Soooooohereitis...We owe...We owe...The Politicians won't do no mo'...Off to work ye' go...we need to keep puttin' on the show...

Till the next time....Gadeegadeegadee...Good day folks!

      

 
 

WORKIN' HARD FOR THE WEEKEND 10.5.2012

Hat Tip To: On This Day.com

On this day in Music...

1968 - "Magic Carpet Ride" was released by Steppenwolf. 

1968 - "White Room" by Cream was released.

God Bless Rock and Roll...I Hope ya'all are Workin' Hard for the Weekend...God Bless Ya'All!

HUMP DAY 10.3.2012

ARE YOU READY???
I know what your thinkin'...READY?...Ready for what?...Ready for breakfast...work...school...sex...MLB playoffs...???

President Barack Obama, Mitt Romney prep for University of Denver debate while running mates Paul Ryan and Vice-President Joe Biden campaign

That's right!...the 1st of 3 Presidential Debates happens tonight [9:00-10:30 EST] at the University of Denver, in Denver Colorado [for those of you who live in Rio Linda-[a Rushism]]...Moderator: Jim Lehrer (Host of NewsHour on PBS)...Romney lost the Moderator draw on this one!...It will be viewed on all TV channels with maybe the exception of Lifetime which will show a movie about a husband trying to kill his wife and TLC which will show another exciting episode of "Honey Boo-Boo"...I'm layin' my money on a Romney home-run which will expose Maobama as a Campaigner in Chief and nothing else...However the debate outcome will be judged by the now out of work replacement NFL Officials and The Lame Stream Media...soooo a Maobama victory will be proclaimed...like my Daddy used to say..."We will see, what we will see."...

Michelle O: Debates make me nervous...

Denver (CNN) - Watching her husband during a presidential debate makes Michelle Obama feels like an anxious mom, the first lady confided in an exclusive interview with CNN.

"I get so nervous at these debates," a laughing Obama told CNN Chief White House Correspondent Jessica Yellin. "I'm like one of those parents watching their kid on the balance beam. You're just standing there trying not to you know, have any expression at all."

 This is Lady Obama's 'nervous...expressionless' face...Does she look, like...nervous to you?...

Bid-dee-bid-dee-bid-dee that's all folks!...Thanks once again to the ubber blogger Mat Drudge for the headline...

ASK DON E 10.1.2012

Question...Question...who's got the Question?

Ask me any question (?) and I, the wise one will answer it for you... I will take  any and all questions... and even help you with the tough questions that you really-really want to ask but are afraid to spill ...

Call me the male Ann Lander's...first and foremost a  Dr.Phil without the degree and pretentiousness!...A regular kinda Guy... 

Please come sit and let's just talk...remember there is no such thing as a stupid question.